Dear fellow tax hikers, did you ever think that breaking into an electric company's power plant and trying to steal their equipment might not be the best idea? Well, the man featured in this story had other plans.
A man broke into a Duke Energy substation, and was promptly electrocuted to death. It's kind of shocking. We suspect he won't be stealing again.
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You know, the Greeks invented electricity.
This wouldn't have happened with solar panels or windmills. Fossil fuels = murder!
Waiting for Julie Matheny to come along and do another inept impersonation of Vicky Zwissler. Those are so much fun. I thought working together on Jean Schmidt's campaign, they'd learn to patch things up.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw the words "Julie Matheny" and "inept" in the same sentence I'd be a rich man.
Today I'm going to focus on my bitterness at the voters for defeating the wonderful Jean Schmidt. Brad Wenstrup had no right to run. It wasn't his turn. How dare some man who served in the military run for office without my permission!
Voters were obligated to return our Jeannie to Congress, no matter how unethical her behavior. That's what I, The Great Matheny, says. I'm bitter about this loss and I'm not getting over it. I'm bitter at my long list of other losses too. My bitterness is what defines me.
This burglar is about as inept as one of Julie Matheny's campaigns.
This sounds like something one of those smelly, inbred west siders would do. Cool west siders like my buddies in Green Township wouldn't do anything like that (right, Donnie ;)?) and John Eby too. It's mostly those inbreeders in Westwood, Price Hill, Delhi, and especially Colerain Township. Well, except for Jeff Ritter. He's awesome! Gots to get my drink on again soon with my cool west sider guys... :)
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