Dear fellow tax hikers, the end of our journey to elect great tax-hikers like Barack Obama and Sean Donovan is in sight. We have endorsed a fantastic team of big government advocates. We will recap those endorsements and add a few more so that we can vote for the finest team of tax hikers we've ever seen.
Barack Obama for President. It is vital to the future of our country to re-elect Our Messiah Barack Obama. Obama has given us massive tax increases, vast government expansion into healthcare, four consecutive budget deficits of over $1 Trillion, Wall Street bailouts, and an additional $6 Trillion in debt that someday will require significant tax increases to pay off.
Sean Donovan for Sheriff. Donovan is the finest Republican on the ballot. His support for streetcars, higher taxes, double dippers, and a large Administrative staff makes him the class of the Republican Party.
Tracy Winkler for Clerk of Courts. We endorsed Tracy a long time ago and reiterate that support. We don't care whether the Clerk of Courts office is run well, Tracy doesn't care, and you shouldn't care either. Tracy hired Jennifer Triantafilou to a Green Township job that she was completely unqualified for, and in return Alex Triantafilou rewarded her with the Clerk of Courts position. The Clerks office isn't about serving your family, it's about serving the Winkler and Triantafilou families. Vote Winkler!
Some Guy Named Smith for Congress. Brad Wenstrup defeated Jean Schmidt in March, and now he must pay! We don't know anything about this Smith guy but we want him to win anyways. Avenge Jean Schmidt! Vote Smith.
Leslie Ghiz and Heather Russell for Judge. This race features a choice between 4 lovely ladies competing for 2 spots. Both Ghiz and Russell are great tax-hiking Republicans who stood with us when we supported Hamilton County's $777 Sales Tax Hike. These are the kind of Republicans we must elect.
We also encourage you to support the following candidates:
Connie Pillich for State Representative. We endorsed Pillich 2 years ago and she has done nothing but ratify our support. Connie has been a great disciple of higher taxes, more spending, Section 8 housing in the suburbs, and taking donations from known racists. If Connie loses, Racist State Representative Bob Hagan would have to find someone else to laugh at all his racial slurs.
The candidates running against Lou Terhar and Pat DeWine. We hate Pat DeWine. We have never been shy about telling you how much we hate this guy. This guy has opposed one tax increase after another and we find that completely unacceptable. Lou Terhar is another bad guy who we want to see stopped. We support their liberal opponents, though we don't find either of them relevant enough to merit their own individual paragraph.
The Democratic candidate for Coroner. We can't spell or pronounce her name, but we endorse her. We love her call for a new $50 million crime lab. Surely that would require a tax increase. Her opponent, whose name we also can't spell or pronounce, opposes a new crime lab. We just hope you can find her on the ballot.
Lou Blessing for State Representative. Lou Blessing voted for Bob Taft's Sales Tax hikes. Keep a good thing going. Lou Blessing for State Representative.
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Hey what about me? I couldn't have done anything less for my campaign than I have done this year. Come to think about it, I really don't do anything in the first place except collect a check from the taxpayers. Good thing I am friends with Alex and he can keep those pesky tea baggers away from me. otherwise they might run someone qualified against me and I would lose all that money.
Most people have forgotten this, but Bob Goering did oppose the public safety tax. He would have been worthy of an "Enemy of the Treasury" designation from this outstanding blog. However, one supposes he may have had to actually make an effort in order to be labeled as such.
I think this blog missed a chance to endorse the winner of one of the bigger surprise upsets coming our way tonight: Jeff Cramerding, whose experience on tax campaigns through the Charter Committee is the stuff of legend, will upset Bumbling Bob.
What did I keep telling all the right-wingers? Enjoy your irrelevancy after November 6th.
Here's what left of that irrelevant GOP as described by OFA (Price Hill Pig Craig Hochscheid/CincyCapell):
- Controls US House
- Ohio Governor
- Controls Ohio House
- Controls Ohio Senate
- Controls Hamilton County Commission, where Obama won.
That's in addition to a number of other county-wide offices. OFA told us Jeff Cramerding would win, he didn't even come close.
The only Democratic pick up occurred because the Republican candidate was a pro-streetcar, pro-tax liberal with close ties to the unpopular Simon Lies. Many Republicans voted for Neil because he was the conservative. Some pickup.
Hey, if we have a Democrat for Sheriff, does that mean we won't have to endure men with hairy legs and wearing a skirt playing those horrendous bagpipes at Republican dinners? I mean, assuming Tracy Winkler doesn't start to fill in.
suburban smart alec,
How dare you insult my good friend Tracy Winkler!!!
Also, your dismissive attitude towards our Republican sheriff shows that you really need to work on the respect you show your fellow Republicans.
I am telling Alex on you, you uncouth, smelly, inbred, fat, disgusting west sider.
Man, it gets late early this time of year. Really cuts down on the old park time. Now that I am a state-rep-elect, and about to get married, I've really got to watch where I go, who I am with, what I say, and what I do.
And thanks for the endorsement, though I think you may have gotten me confused with the old man. Happens. A lot. Which is exactly why I am off to Columbus now. Ha. Ha. Ha. Smell ya later, suckers!
See, the Republican Party should have listened to us. Ron Paul is the only candidate who could beat Barack Obama. If the Republican Party had nominated Dr. Paul, they would have received the votes of all the people who voted for Romney, plus all the people who would have voted for Ron Paul. This is why Republican turnout was down in Republican areas, because the Republican establishment cheated in every single primary and caucus and stole the nomination at the convention from the real winner, Dr. Ron Paul.
THE PEOPLE OF THE GREAT STATE OF OHIO AND THESE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA HAVE SPOKEN AND THEY HAVE SPOKEN LOUDLY AND CLEARLY IN FAVOR OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA AND JOSEPH WHATEVER BIDEN.
FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA, THE VOICE OF THE PEOPLE OF AMERICA IS FOR MORE TAXES, MORE REGULATIONS, MORE FOOD STAMPS, MORE DEBT, MORE PUBLIC BROADCASTING, MORE PUBLIC ASSISTANCE, MORE PUBLIC ACCEPTANCE OF GAYS AND LESBIANS, AND MORE PUBLIC DOLLARS TO PAY FOR IT ALL.
I HONESTLY COULD NOT BE ANY PROUDER. I JUST WISH MY GOOD FRIEND SIMON LEIS JUNIOR HAD STAYED IN OFFICE LONG ENOUGH TO ERECT THE MAGNIFICENT MONUMENT TO HIS GREATNESS WHICH HE TRULY AND JUSTLY DESERVED.
I HAVE LONG SAID THAT THE PEOPLE WHO VOTED AGAINST THE PUBLIC SAFETY PLAN IN ISSUE 27 WERE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY. THE RESULTS OF THE 2008 ELECTION OF BARACH HUSSEIN OBAMA, THE RESULTS OF THE 2009 ELECTION WHICH RE-ELECTED MY GOOD FRIEND TOM WEIDMAN, THE RESULTS OF THE 2010 ELECTION WHICH KEPT MY TAX-HIKING COMPADRE CONNIE PILLICH IN OFFICE, THE WHOLESALE REPUDIATION OF THE KASICH KRAP IN ISSUE 2 AND SENATE BILL 5 IN 2011, AND THE SMASHING VICTORIES UP AND DOWN THE BALLOT HAVE ONCE AGAIN PROVEN MY JUDGEMENT CORRECT!!!!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH! I WILL BE HERE ALL WEEK! BE SURE TO TIP YOUR BARTENDER AND SERVERS... BECAUSE I SURE AS HECK DO NOT.
Hey guys, can't talk much tonight. I need to cheer up my friend Kevin LeMaster after his recent DWI conviction.
http://www.courtclerk.org/case_summary.asp?sec=history&casenumber=C/12/TRC/44407
It's too bad the Romney and Mandel campaigns did not take advice from me. The anti-woman chairman of the Hamilton County Republican Party needs to go! Just think how much better we would have been off with Jean Schmidt on the ticket.
Because my man Billy will not be yet in office when we are married, then all of his and my future father-in-law lobbyist friends seeking his favor will be able to give us as much as they want without us having to report it. Jackpot baby!!!!!!
Hey everyone, the results are in, and you know what that means....
Congressman Brad Wenstrup will be sworn in to Congress on January 3rd, 2013!
And that's also the day I become the Yes Man With The Six Figure Salary For Life!
See you later, all my Courthouse friends I am leaving behind. Loyalty to our Dear Chairman Alex Triantafilou has its rewards.
Just look how big my pensions going to be now!
So proud of my young son, learning how to work the system just like his daddy done did!
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