Dear fellow tax hikers, we and all our allies wake up this morning in a deep state of shock and anger at the surprise defeat of our great Congresswoman Jean Schmidt. However, we know we have a duty to be here to be the shoulder that all tax-and-spend Republicans can cry on. We blame the Tea Party, COAST, and conservative voters for joining together to defeat our tax-and-spend hero Jean. We are angry about this and will take decisive action in response.
Already, Jean Schmidt shill blogger Matt Hurley has decided to start a hunger strike. And we hear Campaign Expert Ph.D. Julie Matheny may ban herself from Facebook, for about 20 minutes anyways. This is just the beginning. You have not heard the last from Schmidt and her supporters.
We're going to miss Jean Schmidt. We're going to miss her many tax increases. We're going to miss her bailouts for the wealthiest amongst us. We're going to miss her big spending. We will deeply miss her numerous ethical scandals and public make-out sessions with Barack Obama.
Brad Wenstrup can enjoy his win tonight. Just know in two years we will take this seat back. We will not allow the conservatives to hold this position for long.
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Jean, call me, we can hang out in my empty, client-free office in Reading and I can show you how to make a list of sll the people who wronged you and hold a grudge forever. Then we can go party with Lynn Larson and the other Wyoming MILF Party Moms. It'll be a hoot! Mind if Leslie Ghiz comes along too?
OH MY GOD! I think I'm going to kill myself!
Let's face it, I could hunger strike for Brad's entire two year term and I'd still be just fine.
Just woke up from a bad dream- oh, wait, this isn't a bad dream, HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! JEAN SCHMIDT LOST TO THAT EVEIL MAN BRAD WENSTRUP! But I'll go out on Facebook and tell everyone how great it is that the Princeton school levy passed. So glad my daddy and I got to work together to raise everyone's taxes. Still sucks that we can't do it together on Springdale City Council.
Anyone have any leads for November's campaign? A girl's gotta work.
This Wensrup man is going down! No one defeats our Jean and gets away with it! I am bringing back Malia Rulon for a last-minute hit piece this fall.
I am very upset about Jean's lost. Just like me, she was a champion of higher taxes. Thinking about forming a committee to see how much money I can raise or my husband can throw in so we can defeat Wenstrup in 14.
But Julie Matheny told me Jean Schmidt was going to destroy Brad Wenstrup. I don't understand how she could have lost? How dare an evil man run for office and defeat a female opponent.
I will not drink to this.
Stupid voters! Jean Schmidt was doing everything we told her to do!
You mean it's a bad idea to wait until the final week to start campaigning?
1 year after Matt threatened to delete me from his "Facebook Friends" I'm still hunkered down with my freeze dried meals and my Uzi
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